Old news!

An unfortunate side-effect of being strapped down in bed with a very bad flu, besides of course an unhygienic amount of snot and sneezing, is that one tends to miss out on stuff. Well, I got one such Very Bad Flu last weekend, and, as I would find out - I missed quite a scoop.

I’m still going to write about it, but blogging about news that is a couple of days old is the internet equivalent of wishing your colleagues a Happy New Year in the middle of June; some people might appreciate the gesture but most will probably just look at you funny.

You may now proceed to look at me funny.

So. What is the news? The news is that the new shaman talents and abilities have leaked out from the WotLK Alpha. And yeah, that’s pretty big. It’s quite a list, too, so grab yourself something to drink.

Also - disclaimer alert! - remember that all of the information that has leaked out so far is still speculative and very much subject to change; Blizzard don’t call it Alpha for nothing.

Continue reading ‘Old news!’

Words to the wise

Hey, you! Yes, you. Do you also have a blog? Wordpress? Self-hosted?

I wrote a little educational story for you. Unfortunately, like all educational stories, it’s not very good. Still, I would like you to read it. And learn from it.

And… yeah, okay, go ahead. Ridicule me. I don’t mind.

As long as you learn from it.

The troll genocide continues

Jan’alai and Halazzi down!

/dance

My better half has written a very entertaining report on yesterday’s events. And I am one lazy troll. Go read!

Meet the healers

Let’s be honest here. You probably thought this was never going to happen, didn’t you? You did, didn’t you?

I know I did.

Meet the healers

And now for some mojo

Good god I love Zul’Aman.

Mojo-mender’s Mask dropped last night. I’m actually starting to look like a witch doctor now!

Monkey Target

Mr Witch Doctor had been eyeballing the Vengeful Gladiator’s Waraxe for a while, telling me how good the stats are, how he can even use it for PvE, how it costs only 1000 arena points. I just looked at him with a blank stare, because I had no idea how much an arena point was worth.

And then, one day, I find myself being half of a 2v2 arena team.

“You know I’m no good at PvP,” I protested, “I don’t have a PvP spec, I don’t have PvP gear, and we play as the two worst arena classes!” He smiled and nodded, and signed us up for the arena queue.

Fast forward four weeks. We have accumulated the 1000 points needed for the axe (hurray!), and with 22 wins and 22 losses our current rating is 1517. If you’re anything like me and don’t have a clue what that number means: I’ve been told is quite alright for a beginner.

What surprised me is that I’m actually starting to think is arena PvP is kind of fun. Some teams steamroller right over us, when that happens I can do little more than throw my hands in the air and hope it’s over soon. Some teams, however, are just as bad as we are. We’re not playing in a competitive bracket so we meet a lot of hobbyists just like ourselves. And those fights can be very fun!

Killing blows go where?

Now I just need to figure out what to spend my arena points on. I already noticed that all of the arena gear is very bad for PvE, so maybe I should actually try to build a PvP wardrobe for myself. Some extra stamina and resilience certainly wouldn’t hurt.

How to arena as a resto shaman
Note: I’m not so daft to pretend that I’m suddenly some kind of resto shaman arena guru. I’m writing this list first and foremost as a reminder to myself of all the things that I should be doing but keep forgetting the whole time.

  • Purge! Purgepurgepurgepurge! It’s cheap, it’s powerful, it’s perfectly spammable, and last but not least very annoying for the opponent.
  • On that note: be annoying. You’re not there to deal damage but you can still help your arena partner by annoying the other team as much as you can. Use earthbind totem, grounding totem against casters, tremor totem against locks and priests, earth shock to interrupt heals, flame shock against stealthers. If they are very keen on destroying every totem you put down, try a stoneclaw totem. Using searing totem in the direct vicinity of a freezing trap is a very bad idea.
  • Spamming Lesser Healing Waves is usually better than trying to throw big fat heals.
  • Never panic. You’re a shaman, you have a shield, you can take quite a beating.
  • Communication. This is really the deciding factor in a lot of fights. Tell your partner that he needs to trap that warrior right now before he kills you, pop bloodlust the very instant your partner asks for it. You have to trust each other.
  • Save your trinket for emergencies only. Being polymorphed is not so bad when you’re low on mana!
  • Many teams will try to drain your mana pool. Use mana spring totem and water shield liberally. The lovely mana tide totem animation basically screams “Hai guys! Kill me!” at your opponents, so if you want to use it, try to hide it behind a pillar or some other obstacle.
  • Earth shield yourself if you want to prevent spell casting pushback. Earth shield your partner (or his pet!) if you know he’ll be out of LoS.
  • Enable enemy health bars (default keybinding: V) so you can keep track of who goes where, and how much health they have.
  • Have fun! Enjoy the victories, laugh at the losses. It’s just a game, it’s not worth any amount of drama.

That’s about it I think. Are there still important things missing from this list? Please feel free to share your tips with me!

Who knows, we might just reach 1550 rating someday…

Hex

Wow. Hey there. Remember me?

As you can see, I’m still alive, but I’ve been neglecting the blog somewhat. Here’s what I’ve been busy with the past two weeks or so:

http://hex.spunos.net

That’s right, after spending a few months in my own little vanity guild, I’m back on track in an actual raiding guild. And what’s more, this time I’m an officer and one of the founding members - it’s somewhat daunting and exciting at the same time. :)

If everything goes well we’ll hopefully be going strong in Zul’Aman in the very near future. This time I’ll try to keep the blog updated on our progress!

Magister’s Terrace

It took a bit longer than planned, but I have finally beaten Magister’s Terrace. Uhm, yes, on normal difficulty.

I even managed to steal the spotlight in the end, which is pretty rare for my humble restoration self. (Normally, as a healer, it’s a good thing when people don’t notice you - because that means you’re doing your job!) But when Kael’thas sent our group flying, everyone but me died within seconds. At that point I suppose my group mates were getting ready for a corpse run and a retry, but… that didn’t happen.

Can I brag a little? Well, of course I can brag, this is my own blog :P

Somehow I managed to dodge the spheres, heal through the DoTs, and toss lightning bolts and flame shocks at Kael whenever I had the chance. It took a while, but I did it! Witch Doctor 1, Kael’thas 0. And I didn’t even have to use any mana potions.

Unfortunately I was too flustered to remember to take any screenshots, but here’s a funny one that Mr Witch Doctor took. (Yeah, that’s me, all the way up in the ceiling!) Speaking of whom…

That’s right, even while being dead for 80% of the fight, he still manages to deal more damage than me. Grrrr.

Hammertime!

Priestess Delrissa, the third boss in Magister’s Terrace, saw it fit to drop a [Battle-mace of the High Priestess]. I very quickly glanced over its stats, decided I didn’t want it, and then hit greed. (There was no enchanter with us on this run, so everyone was greeding on the BoPs that they didn’t want.) I won the roll and the mace landed in one of my bags.

After the run I took another look at it. Sure, it’s an ugly thing, and it doesn’t come close to my own trusty hammer, [Gavel of Pure Light].

But still. It’s ridiculously well itemized for a blue quality weapon, it has a red socket, it even has spell haste rating on it! If I was just starting out as a fresh level 70 healer, I think I would have loved this thing. This is the case with the rest of the loot table for this instance as well, all of the drops seem to be just a notch better than those in other instances.

I’m really looking foward to trying this gorgeous instance on heroic difficulty. There’s no epic Battle-mace as far as I can tell, in fact none of the heroic loot is particularly interesting for me. But wouldn’t it be awesome to solo beat heroic Kael’thas?

Maybe a few more tries on normal first though, to gain a better understanding of boss tactics and such. And to see if the others have learned anything from watching my aerial sphere-dodging.

5000 gold later

And just as I was actually starting to get good at doing the Ogri’la bombing run with a normal flying mount…

The one and only Flying Sperm Mount

/dies happily

Collectables

As any MMORPG, WoW is designed to keep you entertained (and thus a paying customer) over a long period of time. As such there are many different goals to pursue, and many different things to collect. You can collect gear, arena points, gold, tradeskill recipes, tabards, vanity pets, and a whole myriad of other stuff - and we love it. Let’s face it, we all have a little chipmunk inside of us, that urges us to collect and collect and collect!

My latest collecting interest, however, is probably a bit of an unusual one. Guild ranks.

Yes, you read that right: I collect guild ranks. There’s this nifty addon called CowTip, which replaces the standard Blizzard tooltips with much more detailed ones. For example, if I mouse over another player, I not only see their name, guild and level, but also their talents and guild rank.

And I love it. Even though most guilds have pretty boring ranks (”officer”, “raider”, “alt”, etcetera) there are luckily also some guild leaders that are a bit more creative. Or bad at typing. Whichever the case, I screenshot them all.

More to come…

In other “news” (?) I apologise for having been lazy with my blog. It’s not that I’ve stopped playing (far from it!), but rather that I’ve recently had more fun playing the game than writing about it. Hopefully I can motivate myself to do some necessary maintenance to this blog the upcoming weekend (rewrite some posts, add categories, repair the style sheets, weed out my blogroll…) and post a big article that I currently have in the works. Stay tuned.