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Brewfest!

Wait. Wait wait wait.

I get to have a real, actual, proper ram mount? And I get to ride it while wearing lederhosen?

To demonstrate just how cool this is, I present you my completely objective and unbiased racial mount mojo comparision chart:

wolves > rams > kitties > kodos > skeletal horses > horses > raptors* > mechanostriders > chocobos > elekks

As you can see, having a ram would fill me with almost the same amount of pure and undiluted joy as my first wolf mount did, way back when I hit exalted with Orgrimmar. So you bet I’m going to grind the tickets for this event! Even if it involves wiping Thrall’s forehead for two weeks straight, I’ll do it.

* Yes, I know that many people choose to play trolls just so they get to have a raptor. But for me, the raptor mount is the most obvious downside of being a troll. Its animation is choppy at best, and worse, it won’t let me ride into the Undercity elevators!